Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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