She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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