you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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