ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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