dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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