Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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