What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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