the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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