she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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