We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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