please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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