Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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