when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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