please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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