I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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