so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
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Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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