I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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