Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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