return my video game
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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