i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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