The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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