break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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