But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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