Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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