thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I'm really busy with my period
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