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(845): View more from New York

so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....

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(845): so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again.... http://tfl.nu/lj9p

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(563): View more from Iowa

He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.

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(563): He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO. http://tfl.nu/g898

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Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high

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(502): Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high http://tfl.nu/lasc

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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...

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(407): Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup... http://tfl.nu/530r

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I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.

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(+44): I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download. http://tfl.nu/w3hx

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(770): View more from Georgia

Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.

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(770): Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses. http://tfl.nu/mf5n

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(913): View more from Kansas

You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.

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(913): You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were. http://tfl.nu/duqk

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(360): View more from Washington

Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.

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(360): Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY. http://tfl.nu/nqby

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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...

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(+44): The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad... http://tfl.nu/0y4t

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(360): View more from Washington

I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist

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(360): I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist http://tfl.nu/4ea1

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,

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(413): Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you..., http://tfl.nu/l3w4

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(916): View more from California

Yep. How's your hangover?

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It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.

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(916): Yep. How's your hangover? (1-916): It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me. http://tfl.nu/bn8s

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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises

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(415): What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises http://tfl.nu/lzak

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.

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(862): I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud. http://tfl.nu/zssg

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril

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(931): Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril http://tfl.nu/vmx1

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