we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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