Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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