my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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