I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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