Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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