what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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