Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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