Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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