ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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