I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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