She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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