sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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