i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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