Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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