OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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