Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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don't judge my taste in strippers
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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