I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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