a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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