this beer tastes like vomit already
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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