just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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