I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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