chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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