lets start a swedish sibling band together
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize