I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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