Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We don't watch enough power rangers
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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